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Carl and his dumb Steve Harwell-looking face are dead to me. Fucking dead.

[CArLmAN420 @CarlMansonForty]

@75Scuba @StephaniesBrain Ah, the game of foot ball: An American tradition close to my heart! Go Tim Brody!

[CArLmAN420 @CarlMansonForty]

@GuyFieri @FoodNetwork I'd like a picture of the third one from the left's penis, please.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

These four are about to face off in Flavortown Market tonight - 8pm on @FoodNetwork #GroceryGames

[CArLmAN420 @CarlMansonForty]

@NcognitoPothead DM me at my main account, @carlman40 if you ever wanna chill.

[CArLmAN420 @CarlMansonForty]

@NcognitoPothead How much of the sex would you like?

[CArLmAN420 @CarlMansonForty]

My favorite Christmas was the one when Grandpa died. I got the coolest Nerf crossbow that year.

[CArLmAN420 @CarlMansonForty]

My favorite words in the English language are "jubb," "grolby" and "hat." Not necessarily in that order, though.

[CArLmAN420 @CarlMansonForty]

I worked really FUCKING HARD on this, Carl! Thanks, jerk! Currently sobbing into my Eric Estrada throw pillow.

[CArLmAN420 @CarlMansonForty]

#FF @carlman40 @StephaniesBrain @Harry_Styles

[CArLmAN420 @CarlMansonForty]

My dad used to say the most creative, whimsical things, like "back in the crawlspace! You're a goddamn embarrassment!"

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[CArLmAN420 @CarlMansonForty]

I love the way old people's necks smell.

[CArLmAN420 @CarlMansonForty]

Me rn waiting for Carl to follow me back.