CarlNYC

Go ahead, bite the Big Apple…

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

I meant it as a compliment but he blocked me…

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

NSFW

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

@notimportantbub ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

NSFW

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

@fryspati Just Google the iconic NY Times article “Vacationing in the Outer Boroughs”…

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

The thoughts I was having before I got to “mustache”…

[Stephen Black @stephenRB4]

I was stuck in traffic this afternoon and glanced to the side to see a gentleman twiddling a rather fine moustache in the car alongside me.

The world needs more of this!

When did you last witness/experience a good moustache twiddle?

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

Sorry, I meant to send this as a DM…

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

People who Reply All to their Reply All to apologize for Reply All-ing…

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

People who Reply All to their Reply All to apologize for Reply All-ing…

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

“Must be comfortable working in high places…”

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

DEF thought this would get more attention from The Gays… 😂

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

Oh, sorry, it’s Three Men AND a menu, not ON…

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

NOT AT ALL hot in Hell’s Kitchen. This is degrees F btw not C….

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

@adampollock Beautiful!

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

@JeffreyLuscombe @TheAtlantic @CMargaronis Not ME!!!!

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

Windy morning. Quiet in the office, except for the building creaking…

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

Oh, sorry, it’s Three Men AND a menu, not ON…

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

This is my walk to work. Directly through Times Square…

This Frustrated New York Pedestrian Calls Out Bad Walkers https://t.co/D8MNnNuylh

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

I suppose there is some irony to be found in the fact that they are speaking to each other in English…

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

Sunny… #FireIslandPines

[CarlNYC @CarlNYC]

So now THIS is happening… #gaga #MadisonSquareGarden