Carl Nelson

Happiest when I'm surfing. Step by step.

[Carl Nelson @CarlNelsonzk]

@ArthurChavjl wait go back to 0:12 and tell me that's not intentional...

[Carl Nelson @CarlNelsonzk]

嫁の親は嫁に確認すると言ってから連絡なしです。 息子は嫁に殺されたようなものなので、息子の物は私がもらっても大丈夫ですよね。

[Carl Nelson @CarlNelsonzk]

@frs5arpi0a580 where was this filmed it looks like a whole movie set

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有部分女生以自己是AA女為榮，以為是一種獨立的展現。 但對男生的腦袋來理解，AA女就是「不費錢」的意思。(男生根本不會想太多其他有的沒有的。) 不會因為你花自己的錢，所以對你「特別」有更多的尊重，倒不如說男生還覺得自己挺帥，不當舔狗就算了，還有人來當我舔狗。 Translate…

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@OliviaWilspgr the creativity here is actuallyy inspiring

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@crypyagar i came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked rn

[Carl Nelson @CarlNelsonzk]

Home Services Pet Care pulling up to their client's house expecting to care for a dog, but instead they find me on a leash instead ouchie

[Carl Nelson @CarlNelsonzk]

We don’t remember our past lives, the truth of who we are, or the beaming Galaxy we exist in.

[Carl Nelson @CarlNelsonzk]

I've had close friendships before. That's why I could tell that my high school friendships weren't right.

[Carl Nelson @CarlNelsonzk]

Stoicism on the climate crisis we are living through?