Carl Robert Anderson

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I think I'm going to take a little break from Twitter.
DM me your email address if you'd like to keep in touch.

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@Senneteer Cards for upcoming birthdays.

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Sleeping like a stone.

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Tonight's Movie

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It'd be impossible for voting to be this quick for everyone. I am very fortunate.

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How long I spent in the polling station today, waiting in line, signing in, voting, and casting my ballot.

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Never mind. She didn't want to come vote. Said she morally couldn't do it.

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"No More Kings" (Schoolhouse Rock) | Pavement https://t.co/8uJPWdFgZs

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I wouldn't trust a twinklingly handsome democratic socialist, tbqh.

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I'm driving someone to the polls today and I know we're not voting for the same people down ballot.

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Ladies, what if we put Bernie's brains in Mitt Romney's body?

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"After the Election: From Frank Parker's Loft" | Robert Lowell

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Dad Advice: "Don't vote for someone who's running unopposed. They haven't done shit for your vote. He can vote for himself."

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Just yelled "OH FUCK NO" at some Christmas lights.

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Some nice guy named Clyde just left me a voicemail. He called me "Betty," though.

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@billyfatzinger "Through the Outback Steakhouse window I could see them vaping."

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Look what I found. Generally, I'm not a fan of omnibuses, but the price was right: $10

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I like it how glands are "expressed." It's a good verb.

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Like if aliens landed and I was forced to give a tour of earth, or at least America, at some point I'd shrug and say, "Here's Jon Bon Jovi."

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Bon Jovi seems like a nice human.