Carl

i am not a good guy

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

tis still wisdom if taint a compass

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

when i was in the clink they called me jam girl

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

Glaniel, get down from there

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

my body is a contraption that converts Nutella into self-defeating behavior

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

last night was a birds nest livefeed

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

next Semiquincentennial party at my place save the date 🔜

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

i repeat i am on med i am trapped in a prism of my own design

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

lotta seagulls in the dub today

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

vrabel vrabel vrabel, his home life's slipped away

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

dude with no grasp of basic physiology: alright that's enough bro talk to the ear 👂 #relaxitsjustajoke

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

@Goat__Williker how much for la machina or alc sandwich?

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

me and the fellas are gonna get liberal with the Creature tn @benjaminfranklin

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

im on med trapped in a prism of my on design

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

best sleep of my life always happens right after i finish a long day of accelerating the delivery of scalable, profit-optimized outcomes for key financial stakeholders

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

she do not go gentle on my dick until I rage against the dying of the light

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

buying orange yerba mate from khalid is easily my favorite hobby around here

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

@ClemIsSnoopy tuff list

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

i could never understand the writings of a gay lesbian chud for i am but a man

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

if any of u knew about the Problem you would not be talking to me like this

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

yão dickhea', parabellum cerebellum

[Carl @CarlTheSpud]

@nicklemiller lowk maybe this is what started it all