Corbin Dallas

Uh, negative. I am a meat popsicle.

[MH/CCF/CWRU Emergency Medicine Residency @MetroHealth_EM]

Congratulations to our faculty Dr. Fertel who received the OH ACEP EM Physician Advocacy Award and Dr. Noeller who received the OH ACEP EM Medical Education Award! We are so honored to have you! @CaseMedAdmiss @CWRUSOM @tnoelcle @OhioACEP https://t.co/OZEeRIdrD4

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi ER Doc here,

I can’t believe this needs to be said but doctors do NOT get more money if somebody dies from COVID.

RT so people don’t believe this made up BS

[Alok Patel @AlokPatelMD]

I really hate how "surprise billing" comes across as "sneaky bills physicians throw on their patients."

This is a misnomer and 100% evidence-based bs.

"Surprise billing" is more accurately called UNPAID INSURER BILLS. - @drdanchoi

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

I can’t believe I have to say this but do NOT take medical advice from a dude who sells pillows.

[MH/CCF/CWRU Emergency Medicine Residency @MetroHealth_EM]

Don't let #Covid_19 keep you from getting to know @metrohealthCLE and our amazing #emergencymedicine program. Check out this quick video highlighting a few of our many unique opportunities and why @MetroHealth_EM should be your choice for residency. https://t.co/Pkt4pPgG9x

[Corbin Dallas @CarlVsCarl]

Young Patient, unrelated to CC: "oh BTW... That ear is clogged. I'm pretty sure my mom lost a q-tip in my ear 15 years ago."
Me: "yeah... Right."
Sure enough... Fossilized q-tip out. patient can hear again for first time in over a decade. Don't ignore the "BTWs!"

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi ER Doc here,

Ectopic pregnancies are NOT viable pregnancies. They rupture, bleed, and KILL women. You cannot “reimplant” an ectopic pregnancy into a woman’s uterus. It’s literally not medically possible.

What the fuck is wrong with you

https://t.co/NdJguVmfHQ

[Corbin Dallas @CarlVsCarl]

Celebratory end-of-PICU froyo.

[Corbin Dallas @CarlVsCarl]

@DrBillDO @OUHCOM @OUHCOMSAF @OhioDOs @AACOMmunities @AOAforDOs Roses looking good 👍👍👍

[Corbin Dallas @CarlVsCarl]

@kedartron Solid

[Corbin Dallas @CarlVsCarl]

Starting an 8 day 120 hr stretch in ICU. Crude jokes, cute animal pics, etc appreciated.

[Corbin Dallas @CarlVsCarl]

@yutz14 Lol... it averages out!

[MH/CCF/CWRU Emergency Medicine Residency @MetroHealth_EM]

MetroHealth senior residents and administration at @OhioACEP #emro19 #ohioacep

[MH/CCF/CWRU Emergency Medicine Residency @MetroHealth_EM]

Congrats to our weekly wizard Chris Burnsides - for his excellent med student teaching! @CarlVsCarl

[Jenn Repanshek @jennrep1]

Are you even an ED doc if you haven’t flossed a stuck piece of food from your teeth with some 4-0 prolene during a shift? 🧐😬🤷🏼‍♀️

[Cleveland_EMS @ClevelandEMS]

Congratulations to the @ClevelandEMS and all of the Public Safety personnel who were recognized at the @metrohealthCLE Excellence in Emergency Medical Service Awards! #EMSweek2019

[Corbin Dallas @CarlVsCarl]

Guessing my little girl didn't understand the humor in sticking her binkie on top of the open airway management chapter but I chuckled.

[Courtney M. Smalley @SmallsSono]

@MetroHealth_EM residents remember a great physician and life-long educator in the @OhioACEP newsletter, honoring the memory of Rakesh Engineer, MD, FACEP @ClevelandClinic @CWRUSOM @JohnRQueenMD @EMROrep https://t.co/hpvfv25egM

[Corbin Dallas @CarlVsCarl]

Favorite ED chief complaint: “my child won’t behave”. Close second to “I’ve been tired for 20 years”.

[Corbin Dallas @CarlVsCarl]

@reverendofdoubt @ClevelandClinic @RakeshEngineer Yeah... this one hurts.