Carl Wallace

Cat dad, Seahawks/Wildcats fan, music listener, life lover

[The Internet Remains Undefeated @WebUndefeated]

Shut up and take my money!😂💳

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

This was literally the week I was going to start eating more lettuce

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

me goin back to sleep because my alarm still has 30 seconds left until it rings

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white ppl be like my dogs on klonopin

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The second you put your headphones on, suddenly everybody has something important to say to you.

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[Jose @Jose90491864]

type of dude you see through the crack of the public bathroom stall while you're looking for an empty one

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

How I feel after deep cleaning my home and taking a shower

[Ben Davis @BenTheBaneDavis]

When you’re in the kitchen and hear Joe Rogan scream

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

🤣🤣🤣

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Millennials have been chasing this high for decades

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

9 more Sundays 🙏

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Toddler running to show you some bullshit they can do

[##. @PLEASEDNTTALK]

The football itch starting to kick in man I’m ready for the season