Carl_John5

Trying to spread positivity
loves a good pun

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#ChristopherPlummerRIP

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@Karminatarian #CoffeeisagiftfromGod

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@PotPork could be handy to have on your resume

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@ABDave71 #CoffeeisagiftfromGod

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@babysinktony are you okay?

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@zepar___ Why do ghosts like taking the elevator? Because it
lifts their spirit.

What's the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles", because it has a mile between each's'.

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@HumpDayHashTags 2055 if we are lucky

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@Heatherskiesss Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me.

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@Heatherskiesss What's the difference between an elephant and a lighter? The first one is very heavy, the second one is a little lighter.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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@James_Edmundson Metal Gear Solid 4 has four separate scenes in the game's finale add up to 71 minutes of non-play, and are longer than some films. The game also holds the record for longest single cutscene at 27 minutes
MGS4 has 9 hours of cutscenes
so who puts Metal Gear Solid to shame??

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@kaazuhira_ 500 ft tall with a nuclear missile inside of it??

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@thjosephkelechi im just going to drop a few

What did the egg say to the other eggs? Eggs-cuse me.

Need an Ark?
I Noah guy.

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

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@JavaNCake I appreciate you

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@jamesedwardjr I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work😃

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@utepminer72 well just don't put them in a bad moo'd😃

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@Akaagentshades well they call the game phantom pain for a reason

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@AveryLennox #CoffeeisagiftfromGod

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@Your_Coffee_Fix #CoffeeisagiftfromGod

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@joinbobbynow #CoffeeisagiftfromGod

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@tomiahonen Don Quijote?