Carl Moller

Parent. Spouse. Citizen. Senior Counsel. (Priority depends on specific context) Few things are as simple as you would have them be, especially in 280 characters

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@bowlologist White or red ball? I reckon Billy Stanlake (204cm) batted with Starc on his ODI debut in 2017.

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@Picketer The drums rolled off in my forehead
And the guns went off in my chest
Remember carrying the baby just for you
Crying in the wilderness
- Henry V at Harfleur (original manuscript)

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@GordoJohnson54 @Dublin_Dragon @tommorris32 @SEN_Cricket Hunting snark.

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@GordoJohnson54 @Dublin_Dragon @tommorris32 @SEN_Cricket Nice one. Now apply your snark to Phil Hughes.

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@RC11584621 @icelandcricket Border is “the most boring batsman in the history of cricket”? Plainly, you never watched Geoffrey Boycott or Bruce Edgar bat. Not to mention that it was Gavaskar who scored 36 from 174 balls when India was chasing 335 at Lords in the 1975 World Cup!

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@superebelsrugby Like so many Rebels! So many that there should be a name change: the Melbourne Waratahs.

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@66mc66 @collinsadam Whatever your views about particular event(s), is it fair to describe any Olympic medal as having been “handed out”?

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@Steeplemaster @TrumpWarRoom Why?

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@Pollytics @Picketer “Listen carefully. I shall say this only once…”

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@Picketer This is peak Fitzroy.

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@DemocratRick12 @outofbo_x @JoeyMannarinoUS “Is This The Life We Really Want?” from the 2017 album of the same name.

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@superebelsrugby I still prefer the Dolly Parton version (“Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen…”) but yours is very concise. 😆

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@Redshogun71 @rugby_podcast Also a good game for Noah Lolesio’s prospects.

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@PatriciaTreble Just wait until the NYT finds out in whose name indictments and prerogative writs are issued in many Commonwealth countries.

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@lanarkboy Under UK law, he has to do this, right?

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@SquidgeRugby I love watching Jamison Gibson-Park play. But when commentators mention his name, I can’t help but think of an announcement on a train: “And now Gibson Park…”

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@Final_Word_Pod @collinsadam @GeoffLemonSport @westfieldstrat They should employ Fanie de Villiers as a team psychologist / in-house motivator. Sydney Test, 1993-4; Never forget.

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@RideInTheStorm @a_word_or_2 @SirMickW @Sauronlordking What’s the bet you don’t appreciate how that example undermines your overall point? And while you’re cogitating that, have a look at section 116 of the Commonwealth Constitution.

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@richardosman Magnum PI. Always loved the theme’s shift from “action” to “fun” - completely consistent with a plot based on a private investigator living in Hawaiian luxury: https://t.co/VOFGKy3Yxv

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@WynRichards Indeed. For you to be kidding, the vegetarian would have needed to sell you half a (baby) goat.