Matt Newman

[Matt Newman @Carl_Newman]

Someone play some Nickelback

[Sunny @sunnyright]

If only he had murdered three children he could have had millions of adoring fans and a GoFundMe

[Taylor Day @TABYTCHI]

“Ma’am, you were doing 93 in a school zone”

“Its fine, officer, look heres my Zoloft prescription, I have postpartum depression”

[MahomesToKelce @kcmojimmy]

The younger generation does not know what an MVP season for this guy would mean to old heads like me (I’m in my mid 20s)

[roseanne 🥀 @HoodieFrazier]

Life when Jose Cabellero is my shortstop

[Mike Dro @MikeDro_]

My life if I didn’t have to defend Aaron Judge in high leverage

[Daniel Jeremiah @MoveTheSticks]

Can we stop cutting cameras so close to every pitch? Tough watch.

[Julia @juliaaaraeee]

real people tried to tell me cal raleigh was better than aaron judge

[Playa Haters @PlayerStormy]

The Canadian flag is flying at half mast today after losing the Olympic Gold Medal to the United States in hockey today

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion

[Matt Newman @Carl_Newman]

@roahnath @Jt7Flood Buddy needs to make it a double

[Noah Rath @roahnath]

Next up @Jt7Flood

[Jet News (Rory) @JetNews_]

Career Road Playoff Wins:

Mark Sanchez - 4
Josh Allen - 1

[NYJ Matt @NYJ_Matt]

Acknowledge him

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

I love my friends but I’ll open that reel whenever I get to it

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Philip Rivers is back.
Patriots have 11 wins.
Cowboys are average.
Joe Flacco is slinging it.
There is drama in Philly.
Matthew Stafford is a stud.
Seahawks defense is nasty.
Aaron Rodgers is the 4-seed.
Browns and Raiders are eliminated.

Your childhood ain’t over yet.

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

these kids got more PTO days at school than i do at work

[Ethan🫐 @SoftlyAugust]

Jettas was on goat trajectory and that’s probably dead now solely because of “nine”

[T (NBA CHAMP & STANLEY CUP CHAMP) @Not40oztotony]

Fields is worse than Zach Wilson

[Steve Gelbs @SteveGelbs]

Justin Fields has 25 yards passing. He has 9 yards passing since the first drive. The situation is untenable. The Jets are coming to play, but are being held back week after week by their quarterback.