Carl Sanders

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Almond milk tastes like nuts.

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

You don't have 9 siblings. You have 2 siblings, 3 step siblings, 3 half siblings, and an aunt that is younger than you.

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

If you say the word "picture" like you say "pitcher", you're what's wrong with this world. #pleasestop

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Unscented my ass!

[Busick32 @busick_32]

Molina is a stud! #MVP

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

If you still use Skype, you're failing at life. #facetime #googlehangouts #somanybetteroptions

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Worst part about Super Bowl parties: people who have no idea about football analyzing football.

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Got a new dog today. Lol just kidding. Can you imagine if I posted stuff about a pet on Twitter or Facebook? #lame #pleasedont

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Dear old people,

The cool thing about the internet is that punctuation still exists. Your use of it would be appreciated.

Thanks.

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Hows you're grammar this evening?

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Be true to yourself and don't try to be someone you're not.

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Don't judge people u don't know... unless of course it's the guys that blasts the music in his car... U can judge him, he's a douchebag.

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Here's my bold prediction.

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Being taught how to teach by teachers who don't know how to teach. #thestruggle

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Twitter suggested I follow MoWest. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ No. #Scrubs

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

I have no idea how Pokemon works and to be honest I couldn't care less. #gottacatchemall

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

If a majority of your posts are pictures of or cute stories about your children... #pleasestop

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

Oh, #HumpDay is not a sexual thing? #MyBad

[Carl Sanders @Carl_Sanders22]

"My favorite part about Wednesday is the people going around saying 'HUMP DAY!'"
- No one ever

#pleasestop