Midwestern folk units of measurement:
Next door= 1-2 miles
Right up the road= 5-10 miles
Up North= 15-100 miles
A couple miles= 10-20 miles
Not too far= 20-50 minutes
A little ways= over an hour
A pretty good drive= 2 hours +
Drive down there= literally any direction
Driving a car? Not today 🙅♀️🚗 in #Paris! On #CarFreeDay, the city will be closing off the streets to cars for the 5th year in a row in an effort to curb emissions & promote environmentally friendly transportation. How will you be travelling today?🚶♂️🛹🚲🛴🏇🛶
midwest culture is:
-driving with the windows down when it’s 47 degrees out bc “it’s
finally nice outside”
-saying goodbye 20 times and standing around talking for another half hour while slowly inching your way out the door
-apologizing to your car after hitting a pothole
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