Carla Alicia Bordier

|Yo soy como el chile verde, picante pero muy sabroso 💚| KU ❤️ LFK

[Carla Alicia Bordier @Carl_thatsright]

@desyjohnson16 You’re the best 💛

[Carla Alicia Bordier @Carl_thatsright]

@desyjohnson16 we good 😎

[tracie_scowden @traciescowden]

if you ate those purple flowers that taste like honey as a kid you’re immune to the coronavirus

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwestern folk units of measurement:
Next door= 1-2 miles
Right up the road= 5-10 miles
Up North= 15-100 miles
A couple miles= 10-20 miles
Not too far= 20-50 minutes
A little ways= over an hour
A pretty good drive= 2 hours +
Drive down there= literally any direction

[Jefferson's Lawrence @JeffersonsKU]

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[Embassy of France in the U.S. @franceintheus]

Driving a car? Not today 🙅‍♀️🚗 in #Paris! On #CarFreeDay, the city will be closing off the streets to cars for the 5th year in a row in an effort to curb emissions & promote environmentally friendly transportation. How will you be travelling today?🚶‍♂️🛹🚲🛴🏇🛶

[Jefferson's Lawrence @JeffersonsKU]

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[Miranda Robertson💋 @Randa_Cheyenne]

Red Rover, Red Rover, send cute, financially stable, emotionally mature men right over.

[University of Kansas @UnivOfKansas]

PSA: you can get your crunchy chicken cheddar wraps toasted. Toasted, we say!

[Carla Alicia Bordier @Carl_thatsright]

@VagabondElegant Pamplemousse

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

midwest culture is:

-driving with the windows down when it’s 47 degrees out bc “it’s
finally nice outside”

-saying goodbye 20 times and standing around talking for another half hour while slowly inching your way out the door

-apologizing to your car after hitting a pothole

[Jefferson's Lawrence @JeffersonsKU]

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[Carla Alicia Bordier @Carl_thatsright]

@bordier23 freaking you

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me knowing drinking
iced coffee on an
empty stomach will me on my
give me massive 4th cup
amounts of anxiety
and doesn’t count
as a meal replacement