Carla Darling

I’m a fucking LEGEND.

[♆ @planetmari_]

I’ve only seen Aquarius placement woman be able to dog men out in the same way men do woman and I deeply admire that about them.

[Carla Darling @CarlaDarlingXXX]

@wiseconnector “Call your girl”

[Carla Darling @CarlaDarlingXXX]

Well fuck…look who leveled up in their career. 👾👾👾. Aside from the title, the increase… lets look at the 1.5 mile commute. 🥇

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Maturity is accepting you won't always get the answers or apologies for the shit that hurt your heart...but you heal anyway.

[Carla Darling @CarlaDarlingXXX]

I’ve felt this feeling before, and I pray I never feel it again.

[Carla Darling @CarlaDarlingXXX]

Ugh. As a fun little independent designer, I feel like I need to start “upping my cool”. I’ve already convinced myself that I’m too old and “its too cold out”, but for fucks sake…

[Carla Darling @CarlaDarlingXXX]

@Pat_Field A sequin dress could be fun, but lets not forget the perfection of a brand new pair of sweatpants. I mean… if you pair it right… ✨ endless possibilities ✨

[Carla Darling @CarlaDarlingXXX]

Its cute when they ask if you’re “seeing anyone”. Wanna carry my books too? Ok wait… thats actually cute.

[Cheska @SiCheskaBa]

"In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you."

[Carla Darling @CarlaDarlingXXX]

100% me.

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

who is the worst person that you know and why is it your ex from 2019

[Carla Darling @CarlaDarlingXXX]

@loookatmeimkiad Holy crap… spot on. I was actually justttt thinking about the fact that dude is a breathing trash can. 😂

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

I will never allow someone to love me half-way ever again.

[m. @theonlymiyam]

Neck kisses bring the slut out of me fr.

[Carla Darling @CarlaDarlingXXX]

Do these eyes full of regret make me look pretty?

[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

Never stop showing someone how much they mean to you.

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

If I had it my way, I would have kept you forever. Thank you for letting me go.

[m. @theonlymiyam]

When you crave someone not just for sex... but for their scent, their vibe, their company >

[Carla Darling @CarlaDarlingXXX]

Everyone wants a “soul mate” and I just want a tiny house, bags of cash as mattresses, and a good looking handyman that stops by every morning to have coffee with me on my porch, and goes on his merry way 20 min later. I easily, do not give a shit anymore.