Carla Delvex

busy mum and in between writer needs a coffee.

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

@SomeGothChick Haha was thinking exactly the same thing!!!

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

#Mafs I hope Olivia gets herself some counselling. We all deserve to be treated properly. We all deserve happiness. #mafsau

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

#Mafs We shouldn’t be shocked - Olivia showed us her true colours as far back as Holly days. #mafsau

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

@hillself Absolutely. No need to be rude.

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

Unpopular I know, but Carolina isn’t obliged to be with anyone she doesn’t want to be with. Even if they do write a letter and crack open a Brie. #MAFS #mafsau

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

@egghaters Absolutely true.

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

@rosaliquidink He must have been living under a rock though if he doesn’t know the way the show runs …?

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

@rosaliquidink … his pride is bigger than his ego. His ego is huge. But his Insta following isn’t big enough yet. So he’ll stick around a bit longer. #Mafs #mafsau

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

Nobody tell Daniel about Santa Claus please. #mafs #mafsau

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

#mafs sweethearts have truly soured. Even with the apology. #mafsau

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

Please fast forward to the show where Olivia watches footage of the real Texan in action. #mafs #mafsau

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

@rosaliquidink 🤣🤣🤣😝😫

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

Holly, get yourself a turkey baster. You got this girl. #mafsau #mafs

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

Gawd this show’s bad. See you all next ep!!#MAFSAU #mafs

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

@nytimes @brookejarvis @NYTmag @gretchenrubin

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

@_TomMcLaughlin 🤣

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

#BacheloretteAU Covering that kiss was a hundy percent heart melty.

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

@Prakky Hahahahahahaha Brill

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

@Prakky 🤣🤣🤣

[Carla Delvex @CarlaDelvex]

#BacheloretteAU **prediction** - Angie on final night, dressed in a stunning gown, stares at the camera and says - yeah nah, these guys are all NQR and Yvie picks her up in a 66 Ford Thunderbird and they ride off into the sunset ...