Carla Suárez

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[Carla Suárez @Carla_Suarezz]

My latest addiction- pistachios.

I'm a pistachoe.

Unashamed.

[💡 @crystalbaee1]

baby i was the line leader in kindergarten u fw a real winner

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

UPS, FedEx, and Amazon

[lex🫦 @fucnlex]

I firmly believe in NOT answering the phone or texting bck if I don't have the mental capacity or energy to talk. IDC who it is!

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

i need to stop trying to see the good in people because y’all are fucking terrible actually

[໊ @sonohoor]

someone said “how you gonna be racist and have acne? worry about your own skin” and i- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lauren @winonaddict]

this whole scene 😭 emily gilmore you will always be famous

[emily blunt's manager @bluntminogue]

TEARS IN MY EYES WE ARE SO BACK

[BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123]

about to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed

[culture @notgwendalupe]

21 years ago, Hilary Duff gagged Chad Michael Murray with this Academy award deserving monologue

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

I love people who put their phone away when u start speaking to them lol

[ally @missmayn]

my boyfriend: we could start dressing up as ICE agents and escorting people from their immigration hearings so it looks like they’ve already been detained but we just give them a ride home.

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

kim cattrall summer

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you realize you overshared with a gossipy person

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"dont you get tired of being alone?"

me being alone:

[Dilo con gatitoz @DiloConGatitoz]

Ya me engenté

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Stop smoking them flash drives and pick up a blunt like an ADULT

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

A lot of y’all would be snitching on Anne Frank and it shows

[HBO @HBO]

What she said.

[Casey Guns @caseyguns]

This was the funniest insult in the history of the show imo 😂😂😂😂