carlee

10/10/18 💙🤠

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

sorry i can’t make it my schedule is booked

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

@brockky_10 @SchuetteMeghan Been slappin bags for years 🤣

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

hunting (going to every liquor store near me to see if they have rocket pop) and gathering (buying them all)

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

@kbernecker17 That’s a fact. You got a fast car, go mf fast 🤣

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

RT IF U IDENTIFY AS A TEABAGGER

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

@kbernecker17 I agree. My pots and pans are pioneer woman but they’re all gray and not the flowery shit

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

@SchuetteMeghan Hell yeah brother 👉🏼🔥

[Matt Moran & the Palominos @mattmoran_music]

The CDC says it’s okay if your buckle leaves impressions on the inside of her thigh.

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

@SchuetteMeghan What are you gonna do about it… whore 😂

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

My brain everyday ~ 🎶You only love my for my- helicopta helicopta- late to the party chocolate Barbie- fuck ya life, BING BONG 🎶

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

@SchuetteMeghan Wassap baby take me out to dinner 🤣

[B @IntlBetty]

The weirdest part about falling out with a friend is looking back on the past years at times they clearly showed they didn’t fuck with you but you let it slide or ignored it because you thought, “Nah, that’s my friend. That’s not what that is”…. Nope, it was exactly what it was.

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

@SchuetteMeghan Can’t wait!!

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

This is me

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

@SchuetteMeghan Also can confirm 😂

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

Try me 🔫🔫

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

Door by Door you said ? 🤨🤨🤨…

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

I may spend money on stupid shit but at least I aint spending money on diapers and formula.

[Stacee @staceefrazer]

The sound of a dog licking themselves goes right through me 🥴 I can’t

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

Find a boyfriend who’s family goes to see trailer trash tammy on a Wednesday night 🤟🏼 #hellyeah @chelcielynnn

[carlee @CarleeLarsen]

@kbernecker17 Dude same I want a damn seltos so bad 😩