Carlen Jewelle

#GlamCarlen from GlamMasters @facemebycarlen IG mommy, makeup, music.

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

I never thought I’d be the person to say “I’m so over this weather” because I’ve been so over everyone saying they’re so over this weather. But here I am, first tweet in years— so over it. #drought

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

@ricksnemesis He’s a textbook narc. Clearly he is not suitable for anyone and needs major help. wow

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

Went to optometrist. Type-A me was mad2 that I wasnt confident w each letter. really fucked w me. felt a helpless, out of control, Asian cant fail test-type anxiety only to discover- I still have 20/20 vision but my eyes aging focus gives me massive headaches #thisis37 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

#dropletdomination stop stealing from Women !!

[Celeste Perez @celesteperez___]

My company @drinkdroplet went viral this week— and this is why.

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

doesn’t matter how many counter hashtags you make. @ginacarano pissed off hollywood and she wasn’t even that great to be doing all that. #FireGinaCarano Who even are you? a subpar actress who came from MMA? you can’t be canceled if you never were... and you blew it for ???

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

45’s still fighting for the election, yet his last ditch effort to mess up brokering intl peace for JB is like that toxic ex who WONT leave, puts forgive me flowers on ur doorstep, but tells all his friends ur the cheating hoe. if i can’t have you, no one can. #narcissistincheif

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

hear me out. 25th amendment. Pence is president for a week. Passes torch to Biden. last shitmark on 45's reign of terror. YOU'RE FIRED.

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

#ObamaDayJune14th photo credit: Richard Day

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

How can you not hear @RickiLake as #thebird on #TheMaskedSinger ?? Even with her voice tweaked, you can identify her raspy voice! #1968 #hudson ! My bet! #callingit

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

@jameelajamil Preach. PREACH.

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

Thank you. Detox teas are not just a waste of money, they’re dangerous.

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

@PadmaLakshmi @MariahCarey @iTunes Yasssss!

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

@MariahCarey All I ever wanted !!!!

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

Mine Again is thee most vocally challenging song of hers and Can’t Let Go is life??? Helppp! https://t.co/lklA9lxxyi

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Let's do this again! Vote for the song you want to see me perform in #Vegas on my new show #thebutterflyreturns 🎙️🦋💖

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

#mistresses are the laundry day underwear of life. You will never see the light of day because your ratty, cheap, disgusting and reek of shame. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just a friendly reminder #laniblair #ThirdTrimesterTristan #MsStephanie

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

@alexx_mayo @MakeupByMario @GLAMCOR I feel like you won ... I said it in NY 😬 I mean... That’s what I feel in the universe haha

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

@adreanadelarosa Actually we didn’t know anything till that moment. Not even who the judges were, what products, etc. honestly when we were auditioning I was wondering what I was signing my life away for and to 😂 #truth #glammasters

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

If I see you at Target and don’t say hello, don’t be offended. It’s not you. My shame is in the 911 cart full of flaming hot Cheetos and cream cheese. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and for the love, don’t say hi first because I also didn’t brush my teeth. I’m looking out for you really

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

@JennJanelle_ @JGrey622 Same! I had to use the yellow color corrector to mix. Hence why I was a little butthurt when I saw MAC matchmaster in the other episodes 😫 not to mention oxidation. They don’t know how long it ACTUALLY was before we went to judging 🤔

[Carlen Jewelle @CarlenJewelle]

@SheGodClaire Damn Gina ...