Sheldon Parson

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

The road to normalty starts now

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

Hey betches, N00dlezz is back...lolz

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

Gastoff's for CP and Trucifer's last weekend in MN #itsgonnabeadarkdarknight

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

That is a david v. goliath mathup mi boi

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@the_real_JRO you can put it on the booooaaaarrrrddddedd.....YES!!

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

We're goin FULL BLOWN ROTMAN!!!

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

Evan restocking on cigarettes, Tanner doing sit-ups, Owen being a coward, Kyle gesticulating, Spencer perpetuating the drunkard stereotype

[Spencer Pratt @Spence_Pratt]

"i had a scare recently. it was taking me a long time to beat off, and i thought: maybe i'm just not that into me anymore." @TannerJMartin

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

@djdboth That is if the Vikings don't get moved to LA

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

@malzor1234 sounds like Mallory is spreading rumors again...so childish

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we just got high. stop by to play

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

What are the best kind of bees? BOO-BIES!

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

3 housemates are currently masturbating. #guesswho

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

Will the houses we pissed off last night be aligning in their search of vengeance or will it be a free for all?

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

2 blacked out, another 1 hurt his penis, and another is a groupie. Good night.

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God Damnit - Cris Collinsworth is doing color for the game today. Is Gus Johnson out sick or what's going on????

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

Kyle Jacobs is pontificating about his (lack of) muscles

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

We demand appetizing appetizers today - preferably an awesome blossom (extra awesome)

[Sheldon Parson @Carleton418]

Superbowl Sunday? Nah, more like superbowl scumday