Carley

[Carley @CarleyMccormick]

Does adulting mean fixing your eyeliner with black pen in your car on your way to work? Cuz if not then I don’t think I’m doing it right

[Carley @CarleyMccormick]

Adulting in your early 20s is so weird. Dealing with situations like no mom they don’t need to talk to my parents, I can handle it myself! And also yes I would like gb w/ my pasta, Call me when it’s ready

[Carley @CarleyMccormick]

@drunk @eloraevans_4 me when I came up to Erics room at 11am this morning

[Carley @CarleyMccormick]

If I don’t find me a mans who wants to stay in all day watching scary movies with me this fall I might just grab a chainsaw and start killing everybody my damn self

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Crosby is 31. Crazy. I remember that video of him shooting pucks in his basement when I was a kid, so I did too. I wanted to be just like him. Then my dad came down and said “stop denting the door, you think you’re Sidney fuckin Crosby? you eat pizza bagels all day” and I stopped

[Carley @CarleyMccormick]

The worst part about not living with your parents anymore is having to make yourself dinner. FACT

[James @CaucasianJames]

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning smirnoff ice

[mads @madddymcgowan]

I love how skinny you feel first thing in the morning before you eat & then you eat a cheerio and it’s like helllllllloooo Shamu

[Carley @CarleyMccormick]

U know todays society’s screwed up when 12yr olds on bicycles start cat calling u yelling “HEY SWEET STUFF” #excuseme #iwillcallyourmother

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

My siblings may have gotten the looks, smarts and social skills but I got all the anxiety and acne

[Brian Mulipah @BrianMulipah]

@taysmitt If you need help with stopping drinking, here is help that helped me: https://t.co/WepzuLfbro

[Carley @CarleyMccormick]

I actually love watching strangers argue across the street. Like who’s chihuahua’s tougher, is the baby gonna tap in, U gotta keep watching to find out 👀😂

[Carley @CarleyMccormick]

I love all my friends and family so much more than they know ❤️

[Carley @CarleyMccormick]

@taysmitt @eloraevans_4 @AlyxMadill #judging 😑