Curli.Carli

She/Her | Cat Mom | I'm just a girl, sitting in front of a TV, asking it to love me.

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The 90s/00s returning has made all my hoarder tendencies twitch.

I JUST GOT RID OF THIS STUFF AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME BUCKET HATS ARE BACK?!

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Casting Opinion Nobody Asked For: Jonathan Bailey should be the next Wolverine.

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If you were struck by lightning while sitting in a hot tub, would you boil or crisp?

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Finish getting rid of the trees. That oughta do it.

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@andreakelly92 History is deleted by those that survive. 😂

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Where is our A Knight's Tale stage musical? Lichtenstein demands a fully choreographed number. With a kickline.

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Rock climbing walls should have an attached slide for those who don't want to repel down.

I will die on this hill.
Because I don't want to repel down.

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WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

"...Squirrel?"

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Attempting to make hot chocolate in the coffee maker we never use. Will report back.

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Tried to boil pasta but the power went out, so that plan was put on the backburner.

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Height is inversely proportional to feelings of regality in a king-sized bed. Tremble at the expanse of my domain, and all this leg room.

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Bee Guy is taking bees out of the house and whatever he's doing sounds like really terrible jazz saxophone. Maybe it is. Maybe the Pied Piper for bees plays jazz sax.

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Another day wishing Patriot Act was still airing new eps - need @hasanminhaj's take on the JBS hack.

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@Wawa Why did you mess with perfection? #ChocolateChipMuffins

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Had a dream mass digital scalping/resale was illegal and tickets were finally affordable again.

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Didn't know I had a neighbor named Briana, but apparently some lady with a megaphone has serious beef with her and her mother. And let the entire street know at 11pm on a Sunday.

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If Spider-Man hasn't done fouettes by the end of Tom Holland's contract we will have been robbed.
https://t.co/VNXXCORhEs

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One of my favorite bits so far from the @finaldraftinc / #WGAVirtualMix panel was @LynnSternberger's suggestion that it might be better to ask writers above you to keep your resume in mind for support staffing, rather than reading your script. Totally keeping that in mind!