CDC.

I'm relevant, and you are?

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

@ItsChadCooper Not really though.

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

@ItsChadCooper I'M ALIVE.

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

God, I'm such a harlot now. Oops.

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

@ItsChadCooper Hello, brother dearest. ಠ_ಠ

[Chad Dylan Cooper @ItsChadCooper]

@CarlieDCooper ಠ_ಠ

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

@ItsChadCooper Don't worry, the syphilis didn't get to me.

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

@ItsChadCooper Missed me?

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

Hello, brother. @ItsChadCooper

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

Remember me?

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

@ItsChadCooper I WOULD NEVER. I KEEP IT CLASSY AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT SEX IS.

[Chad Dylan Cooper @ItsChadCooper]

I am thankful or @xhelloitssteph @TheRealSonnyM @SlushieMeCarrie @CarlieDCooper @ItsOhSoHannahM @fantafraud @ItsJakeRyan @SugarTownZooey

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

@ItsChadCooper *flails* IT'S BEEN, LIKE, A YEAR.

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

@ItsChadCooper HAPPY THANKSGIVING. *pokes*

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

@ItsChadCooper HEY, I KNOW YOU.

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

I remember this account.

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

Christmas is soon. Stalling on the Christmas shopping. #ZontCare

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

@ItsChadCooper DEAR BROTHER <3

[Chad Dylan Cooper @ItsChadCooper]

#peopleimthanksfulfor @CarlieDCooper because she didn't get syphillis and die.

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

@NoahLucas HAPPY THANKSGIVING BABY

[CDC. @CarlieDCooper]

#peopleimthankfulfor @ItsChadCooper because we make fun of ugly people together.