caaarlie👽

it only gets weirder. CashApp: $CarlieHolmes

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

I knew I got this bad tat for a reason... so my back surgery staples would look badass. That's why.

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

@sethwolf12 its also disgustingly sad that when someone is presented with the issue of increased number of school shootings and people start talking about making gun laws more strict, people with guns want to get mad about that. People think their GUNS are more important than children lives.

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

Why are we STILL having issues with school shootings and nothings being done about it?! I’d be 1000000% okay with all guns being banned and made illegal if it means children don’t have to fear going to school. Seriously?! “But I want my guns.” Like shut. The. Fuck. Up.

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

@sethwolf12 If guns are made illegal, yes, people would still get guns if they really wanted to. But it would significantly decrease the number of crazy people with guns. It’s insane that the United States is the only country having these issues. Guns shouldn’t be so easily accessible

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

Turning this into a #findom account. #paypigs read my bio and message me.👹

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

I’m selling sugar body scrubs and flavored sugar lip scrubs now! If you retweet this, I’ll message you a code for 15% off your purchase on my Etsy shop!❤️

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[latke @latkedelrey]

no but it’s so cool that sometimes when you go to adopt a cat they’re like “oh. well he comes with this other cat because they’re best friends and have to be together”

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

@kaylaaarenee22 Girl I know that’s right.

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

Make this a thread about struggles of being a woman. Anything and everything.

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

One of the most beautiful things about being a woman is when you start your period unexpectedly and you ask someone for a tampon and they without question go searching for you.

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

@roninicolee Right?! A man HAD to of invented them.😂😂

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

You know what’s BARBARIC?! Tampons with cardboard applicators. What kind of a satan human invented those.

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?

[Claire @ClaireFosterPHD]

Marijuana is not harmless, it ruins lives. My daughter went to prison for 10 years after I reported her to the police. Tough love is always better than an overdose.

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

@MaRyahroo I’d say I’m very much 50/50. But I like men and women in VERY different ways. Yes girl. I love that.😂😂

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

Women always downgrade. I’ve never seen a woman with a man that’s hotter than them. Ever.

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

You guys are telling me that liquid death is just water……?

[ri ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @AQUAKTTY]

why do men think coming in your dm’s being mad sexual n horny is an ok way to flirt … ew

[caaarlie👽 @CarlieJean7]

@paigepruitt15 I’m sorry Paige.❤️ I’m here for you and I know you’re an amazing mama.