carlitos

i like math

[carlitos @CarlitoRodrigo_]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a mathematician to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if the “quadratic formula" helps

[Johnlikesgames @Johnlikesgames2]

Giveaway:
* I will be giving away a Magic: The Gathering Lord of The Rings: Tales of Middle-Earth Riders of Rohan preconstructed Commander Deck.
* Giveaway ends at 2pm on Thursday, July 27th, 2023.

Rules:
#1 Must live in lower 48 states
#2 Follow on Twitter
#3 Retweet

Winner:
* I will be announcing the winner Thursday, July 27th, on my twitch stream https://t.co/JlQQ6svVQh.
* I will direct message you on Twitter if you win. Good luck!

#MagicTheGathering #lotrmtg #LOTR #giveaway

[aubrey burrough @aubsburr]

how it feels asking for access to the google doc

[Inspirational Iguana Quotes @iguana_quotes]

When you want a crumb of good news

[carlitos @CarlitoRodrigo_]

- love and waffles,
teh dweller of sac airport

[carlitos @CarlitoRodrigo_]

hehe what'd you do today 🥰🥰 i was in an airport for 10.5 hours 😍🤩

[carlitos @CarlitoRodrigo_]

anyone else?? 🤔 just me?! i must be extremely quirky 🤪🤪

[carlitos @CarlitoRodrigo_]

how are you going to delay my flight over 8 hours and give me $12 like that doesn't cover a meal at the airport LOL

[carlitos @CarlitoRodrigo_]

@AlaskaAir you have the award for single-handedly giving me the worst airline experience ever! thanks !!!

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”

[carlitos @CarlitoRodrigo_]

@FeelsAshleyMan @kyedae @higround @BrandonDudar Wait that is SO SICK

[Mark Zimmerman @TheeMarkZ]

I proposed to the love of my life last night. Ash said yes! The past 6 years have been amazing and I can’t wait for the rest of our lives together 💕

We are gonna custom design the ring together too!

[carlitos @CarlitoRodrigo_]

@oldgreg49806973

[carlitos @CarlitoRodrigo_]

@oldgreg49806973 I have a box of oatmeal that might be helpful

[ian woods @ian___woods]

put nathan fielder and ye in a room

[Isaac CB @AzaelOfficial]

🔥 🔥 MAD LIONS RED HOT WORLDS PERFORMANCE 🔥 🔥

ZERO WINS VS MAJOR REGIONS ✅

ONLY MAJOR REGION TEAM TO BE KNOCKED OUT FROM PLAYINS ✅

ONLY MAJOR REGION TEAM TO BE KNOCKED OUT FROM PLAYINS TWICE ✅

SWEPT 3-0 BY EG WITH AN ACADEMY SUB ✅

AIRPORT SPEEDRUN ✅

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[carlitos @CarlitoRodrigo_]

@Christian_530 Bro what LMFAO