Carl Phillips 🇩🇪 🇨🇭

Former MSP Owner, now looking for work | We wunt be druv | @spursofficial |

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D̷j̷e̷d̷ ̷S̷p̷e̷n̷c̷e̷ Micky van de Ven is the next Gareth Bale

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@TartanArmyGroup @DurhamBulls Raleigh

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@NoContextBrits Granny Knocking or Ginger Knocking

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@SuperbFootyPics Tartan Army
Gary McAllister
Born in Motherwell 1964
1 Appearance

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@healsgoodjack @ScottishFA How is that racism? Surely it’s xenophobia

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Fun fact from my Dutch friend as to why a dance version of Auld Lang Syne is played as the Dutch goal song for those wondering

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@DonnieDoesWorld @BRFCJohn @DGisSERIOUS Fried chicken was invented in Scotland.

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@Dadsaysjokes At the window or through the window because staring AT the window is weird

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@HLTCO Thank you for bringing this muppet to my attention

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@MDMorrison82

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@HLTCO Like Boston, mine’s been taken over by the #TartanArmy

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@celticxwrestlin Genius

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@AshleenPrior Sorry to see that, I feel for you during this difficult time.
We’ve had three meals and three of these

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@itvfootball @England @sammatterface @LeeDixon2 Two of the worst commentators around. Lee Dixon is so unbelievably miserable and negative about 99% of things. And whatsthematterwithyourface is a radio commentator who must get paid by the word

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@Biffa @wealdendistrict Seriously? What’s wrong with this guy?

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@SpeightJoe Fabian Rieder is not pronounced Ree-edder, it’s pronounced Reader, it’s really that simple. Please let the commentator know, thank you.

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@Risswatch14 @OfficialBHAFC @ethan_saggers_ MVG disagrees

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@itvfootball Fabian Rieder is not pronounced Ree-edder, it’s pronounced Reader, it’s really that simple. Please let the commentator know, thank you.

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I wrote this piece for @TheiPaperSport today regarding the ludicrous criticism that Harry Kane continues to get from certain sections of the media.

His numbers and longevity are ridiculous, he should be cherished not treated as a player who still has something to prove.

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@nocontextfooty Ivana Knoll. She popped up in Qatar and the F1 recently

https://t.co/CNz7udsz8t

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F1 cameraman got caught panning off the interview to follow a stunning woman

The cherry on top: a McLaren mechanic in the back doing the same exact thing in real time🤣

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@Billie_T https://t.co/PYZA4b9F6Z

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12 USELESS THINGS ABOUT MBAPPE

1. He has never scored a direct free-kick in his entire professional career.

2. At age 14, he told his grandmother that if football didn’t work out, he would become a model instead.

3. He calls his grandmother on every match day, and she was the only person he called immediately after the 2022 World Cup final loss.

4. When he was just 5 years old, he could recite the entire songs of French singer Charles Aznavour by heart.

5. He does not have a driver’s license.

6. His goal celebration (arms folded, hands tucked under his armpits) was copied from his younger brother Ethan celebrating when he beat Kylian at FIFA video games.

7. As a kid, he spent a week on trial at Chelsea and even played one match for their youth team against Charlton Athletic.

8. He played the flute for 2 years as a child.

9. He has a tattoo of Ronaldinho’s name on his right arm.

10. Growing up, his bedroom walls were completely covered with posters of his idol Cristiano Ronaldo.

11. His lawyer once described his situation during contract negotiations as being “locked up in a jail made out of gold.”

12. He speaks French, English, and Spanish fluently.