Carl Middleton

[Carl Middleton @Carlm1984]

@stantonispookie lol

[Carl Middleton @Carlm1984]

@falloutplays 😂

[Carl Middleton @Carlm1984]

@hannahowxo Hi

[NBA @NBA]

The spin. 🌪️
The handle. 👽
The slam. 💪

[Ross Copeland @rosscopeland11]

When people say, “Wow, you don’t look that old,” they’re really saying, “I think old people are gross, but you’re not gross so now I’m confused.”

[Carl Middleton @Carlm1984]

@LakersLead No

[Carl Middleton @Carlm1984]

@Gundxlf Get well soon

[Carl Middleton @Carlm1984]

@PriestorPlays Good thoughts

[Andy Zou @YoAndyZou]

Seinfeld Today: Elaine spends six hours in a testing line, Jerry finds his new girlfriend less attractive with a mask off, George attends an anti-vax rally so he can get "super-immunity," and Kramer hoards rapid tests.

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

this is one of the most gorgeous outlooks on grief i have ever heard

[Druksys @DruksysLLC]

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[Carl Middleton @Carlm1984]

@fvaraorta We are not

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

The movie "Grease" is 43 year old today.

Which means it's old enough to play a teenager in "Grease."

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The actual crisis is how entire generations are sunk w/inhumane levels of student debt, low incomes, high rent, no guarantee of healthcare & little action on climate change which creates a situation where feeling stable enough to have a kid can feel more like a luxury than a norm

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

Hear me out:

An entire Disney+ show about Jimmy Woo just working weird cases in the MCU.

Like a fun X-Files.

Make it happen.

[Mr. Thank You @c0mmunicants]

Orwellian: someone was mean to me

Kafkaesque: someone was mean to me and I had to fill out a form

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[Carl Middleton @Carlm1984]

@BradyKlopferNBA He was historically bad on Tuesdays