😂 Hired a German manager because there’s no good English ones, and considerably more English Premier League titles have been won by Scottish managers
😂 Crowned themselves as pre-tournament favourites (as always)
😂 Spent most of their time singing about Scotland and the Tartan Army
😂 Sang World War 2 songs about “German bombers” despite their manager being German
😂 Got into a fight in Dallas
😂 Scraped past a geriatric Croatia
😂 Got insanely jealous that the Tartan Army were getting so much love
😂 As most other countries were showing off their rich culture with songs, bagpipes, kilts etc - the best they could do was get the DJ to put Oasis on the loudspeaker for the most forced celebration ever in an attempt to superficially create a personality outside hooliganism and confrontation
😂 When they arrived in Boston public drinking laws were tightened, despite the city relaxing them for Scotland
😂 Bostonians turned on England fans for singing about the beloved Tartan Army
😂 Pubs started closing early - with two of the main ones “taking the day off” and leaving their doors locked on England match days
😂 Copied the Tartan Army by going to baseball games to try and gain some friends - but were largely ignored
😂 Drew with Ghana and blamed a witch doctor
😂 Beat the mighty Panama and celebrated by throwing pints at each other
😂 Two late goals to scrape past Dr Congo
😂 Made out like beating a bang average Mexico side 3-2 was as good as winning the World Cup
😂 Cheated to scrape past Norway in extra-time
😂 Got absolutely triggered by Scotland fans supporting other teams
😂 Started to act like a clingy and deranged ex: “who are you supporting now?”- “why do you like them more than us” - “here are some reasons why you should like us instead”
😂 Used dead soldiers in an embarrassing and mortifying attempt to guilt trip us into liking them
😂 Conflated a football match with war, and opposing team as enemies - then wondered why nobody wanted them to win
😂 Slapped about on an off the pitch by their fierce rivals Argentina
😂 Mocked relentlessly by Scotland fans
😂 Spat the dummy out about a flag held up by Argentina - and tried to play the “you can’t bring politics into football” card - despite spending the last week talking about the Falklands and before that singing about German bombers
😂 Fighting with each other at home and across the Atlantic
😂 Basically got a bye to the semi-final and still couldn’t get near the trophy
😂 Killed the vibes everywhere they went
😂 Stunk the place out on the pitch and off it
😂 Not a single player from their “best league in the world 🤪” scored for them
😂 It’s coming home?
😂 60 (SIXTY) years of hurt…
😂 Same amount of trophies won as Scotland
😂 Same amount of top ten ranked teams defeated as Scotland
😂 Tails between their legs again
😂 Will all be supporting Spain in the final despite their attempts to mock Scotland for supporting other teams
😂 And they still have to hang around for the humiliation ritual that is the 3rd place playoff
Priceless…
🚨⚠️ Cuti Romero: “Lisandro and me, we were on fire before the game because of what Gary Neville said”.
“In England they love to speak before. We send him a big hug… I hope I’ll not be like him when I retire, I will NOT criticise players”, told @DSports.
Last 8 years...
England's best period in international football.
Trophies: 0
Last 8 years. .
Italy's worst period in international football.
Euro 2020 🏆
A record 37 games unbeaten.
The difference