Carlo Calma

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@JBfromDC89 This is elite humor

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“She..is..a..FUGLY slut…do..not..trust her.”

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Me putting off work once Pride Month starts in two days #padam

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Mad that I overslept and missed the #Coronation of the swingers from the Magic Bullet infomercial.

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That closing scene in tonight’s #WhiteLotus

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@paulludwig Paul!

[Very Asian Grammy ☮️ 🇺🇦 @flipped54]

@acechhh Sorry I dunno who did this

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@paulludwig Paul!

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Don’t like abortions? Ignore them like you ignore school shootings. #RoeVWade

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I hope Chipotle forgets the extra guac in Clarence Thomas’ order. Have a bad day, you donkey.

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Right guys, so we’re all crushing over this committee interviewer, right? #January6thCommitteeHearings

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This usually inactive Twitter account is now a “Message in a Bottle” stan account #RedTaylorsVersion #MessageInABottle

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@paulludwig Paul.

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“That dismount was completely sloppy. She’s definitely not placing in the finals tomorrow,” said Carlo, as he shoved another handful of shredded cheddar cheese in his mouth. #Olympics

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1. Yes, I’m on TikTok. 2. If you donate to my fundraising efforts for AIDS Foundation of Chicago for my marathon training, I will dedicate a TikTok dance to you 🥸

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@paulludwig Hi! Just a weekly reminder that I mainly use Twitter now to see nuggets of joy from you and how I’m never disappointed. Stay golden, Paul 😊

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@paulludwig Paul. Don’t tempt me with a good time 🥸

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@paulludwig This is a hateful narrative to Arby’s curly fries, Paul.

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@paulludwig Hi dad.

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Love this photo of the queens with Ru from tonight’s ep of #DragRace