Carlock

Dad, Educator, history nerd, aspiring author, #Defenders #MGlit #amquerying | IG: kcolracm | @SDSTpodcast about parenting:

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NEIL GAIMAN x RICK RIORDAN

Growing up is hitting Max hard. Bo, his Defender (& teddy bear), is right there with him. Now a new threat makes fighting monsters seem like a spin in the washing machine (aka fun). But can Bo save his friends AND protect his kid?

#MoodPitch #Mg #F

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Here’s a link to me reading Ch 1 of a short story I’m writing

https://t.co/ePMQlvjorM

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The hardest part of my day is walking in to our dinning room, to my loving family, and pretend like I didn’t just devour half a bag of shredded cheese.

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Before you can say “NO!” It’s hovered up faster than a dog eats skittles.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!
It was under extreme duress and peer pressure to be cool. Look at me now, maw!

#MyTwitterAnniversary

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Listen to the most recent episode of my podcast: S3:E2- Year of Pestilence https://t.co/RCXL9A1UK3

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Given this metal for being the #bestdadaever

#parenting #worthit

Check out new episodes now: https://t.co/jzNW28QKOY

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Hells yeah!

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Another #preview episode of my #podcast!

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#newseries #podcast #parenting ⁦@SDSTpodcast⁩ !!!
Excellent Preview if I do say so myself 😏

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@MJKlipfel

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@MJKlipfel Hope you were able to kick that anxiety in the head

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And sometimes the prize is early stages cheese!!!

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#parentlife

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Tips and tricks on how to clean out vomit from a 10 month old ear much appreciated.

Please and thank you.

#parenting #stomachbug

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*wades through giant puddle*

Hi everyone, it’s me again. Just a friendly reminder that the stomach bug squeezes out all the liquid from children like a melted go-gurt left out in the sun on a happy summer day.

*grabs mop and goes back to kids’ room*

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‘Tia the mother flippin season ya’ll!

#homebrew @mrbeer enjoying some lock,stick, and barrel aged stout! Been waiting for this one. Merry chrismus, Mary chrisis

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@EntradaBooks Awakened by screams… again… damned spirits

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Thanks Frank Turner for spending 1,592 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to The Gathering. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/fTqUhSSgrq

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@MJKlipfel Today I thought about writing!