Carlos Dieschlange

Rogue, cad, bounder and general ne'er-do-well.

[pete @pjd23272]

@LBC The only young white people who think society’s against them are the gullible fucking idiots who buy into Farage’s bullshit

[Carlos Dieschlange @CarlosDaSnake]

@mark_slapinski Absofuckinglutley

[pete @pjd23272]

@reformparty_uk Ahh, Reform, the party that protects women

[pete @pjd23272]

@BethRigby @SkyNews Is that the same Reform who frequently like to call out ‘performative bullshit’?
If they think subsidising one little petrol station is in any way similar to subsidising all petrol stations every day, they’re more stupid than I already thought.
If you fall for this, god help you

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

An incredible retraction on on the Daily Telegraph website today. They’ve apologised for publishing an article headlined “We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t afford to go on five holidays.”

Why? Because the family in question doesn’t actually seem to exist.

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Plastic patriot tax exiles who fled to Gulf states to avoid paying their fair share back home should be charged the full whack if repatriated by the UK Government.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[Sarah @kokeshimum]

So Farage wants us to believe that Muslim women were desperate to vote for Matt Goodwin but were coerced by their husbands into voting for a party led by a gay Jew instead?
Fucking hilarious.

[Carlos Dieschlange @CarlosDaSnake]

@pjd23272 @AdamJoseph It's genuinely baffling, won 10 corners and only had a yellow card to show for it.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Got to do something about these missing chidlren grabbed by the perverts. Too many incidents--fast trial, death penalty.

[pete @pjd23272]

Wonder when all the genius Reform subscribers are going to notice most of his funding comes from the migrants he claims to want to stop coming to the UK.

He’s laughing at you morons.

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

🚩🚩 This is why the latest Farage scandal stinks.
Interior Architecture Landscape had no public profile before the Guardian reported a £100k donation to Reform. It created a website before publication & after the first donation, usuing stock images.
It appears the company's only client is the Ghandehari family & it appears to be a services company for their properties, (just as Royal Mansion Ltd was, RM being owned by Ghandehari and/or his mother).
The Person of Significant Control seems to be a nominee for hire. Without doubt Ghandehari is donating to Reform via the company (now in £25k tranches to minimise laundering suspicions). Ghandehari paid for Farage to attend Davos via the family trust.
If the supposed arrangement with the company is correct then that is illegal & likely tax evasion. You cannot hide the beneficial owner of a company & Ghandehari almost certainly signs off & funds the donations.

[Carlos Dieschlange @CarlosDaSnake]

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

"If you don't let us torture and murder foxes, we'll kill all our dogs." - Wonderful argument.

[Carlos Dieschlange @CarlosDaSnake]

@sambucasdw I'd buy that

[Carlos Dieschlange @CarlosDaSnake]

@sambucasdw Well they're right about the source

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

@TRobinsonNewEra Is it this one?