Carlos Danger

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

What exactly do rich people even /like/ about Lincoln Park? Because the ongoing clearing of its Victorian architecture is completely out of hand

[N @dearvotion]

Swimming pool mosaic tiles.

[harky @theharkyp]

No comment on the Lana/Ethel thing other than how exciting this must be for Ethel… that’s like Björk beefing with Tate McRae

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

I’ve been singing “Ethel cain hated my instagram post” all morning. Help!!!!!

And something about the Waffle House & a picture w/some boy? But how can a melody & instruments & background vocals & the mixing be so good that I’m walking around all day talking about a person named Ethel who I do not know hating an instagram post I never even posted? HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I’m sure Ethel is a nice person. *hums the melody again & drifts off into this somber state whilst looking off into the horizon”.

[Award Winning Goy Humiliator Saul Krugman @foreskinsight]

@howie4317694102 I think only dads should be allowed a mustache. These are all people participating in stolen valor. Without a child they do not have the authority or the intellect to properly don a mustache

[The Mel Jar @the_mel_jar]

Heterosexuality is super fun and you should all enjoy your symptom.

[daisy mae @dxija]

like everyone shut the fuck up talking to me right now

[Carlos Danger @carlosdanger__]

@ginghambitch Zappos live chat as of a few years ago is also very chatty, at least if you message in the early am hours. They’ll ask you about life, not just shoes 😂

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

omg that’s like their beyoncé

[Andra @BioavailableNd]

Soup is a superfood.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Amazing film career

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

i have a theory that the kardashians keep Rob fat so they harvest him for their bbls

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

It's going down. Meet me after school tomorrow.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

NEW: Hunter Biden explains how easy it is to make crack and then tries to prevent himself from getting too excited about remembering how awesome it was. 😂

[helen @helen]

the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave

[cat ✩ @rs_parasite]

my Chinese mom watches Tarantino movies to improve her English and occasionally she'll practice on me