Autism Capital 🧩

Citizen journalism with a humorous flair. Following Fintech, Crypto, AI, Longevity, Politics, Memes, and whatever the current thing is.

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@KobeissiLetter I’m tired, boss.

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Umm…this is about to escalate, isn’t it?

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

Good morning and happy Moscow burning day 🔥

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It would be really nice to not have our loved ones die so if the AI people can stop fear mongering to pump their IPOs it would be nice if we could all go back to trying to solve death as fast as artificial intelligence-ily possible.

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@JPN_PMO We're doing this again?

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@0megalvl3vent But we’re not there yetttttt 😭

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The AI people have long been wondering what people would do once AI replaces all the jobs. Turns out it’s collect UBI and play WoW Forever.

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@LuxVeritasAeter That sounds like a beautiful future. Hope you’re right.

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People joke about the WoW Millennial Retirement Home but a retirement home structured like an Internet cafe doesn't sounds like a bad idea. You're old, you're in pain, you have a support structure to take care of your biological needs, you get to raid with the other people in the home, distract yourself from mortality, it sounds like a nice way to spend the end. Your life comes full circle. You end it as you began it. In the World of Warcraft.

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@griswold This could be us.

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@politicalmath It wasn't about facts. It was about you tacitly supporting Elon, which is heretical in certain tech spheres.

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You can only pick two.

[Gidwell @gidwell0x]

No Dad can do all three.

It's impossible.

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This could actually be a meme template. The face is perfect.

"When your wife says she doesn't care where you go for dinner."

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The face of someone who has absolutely no mercy lmao

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@terrancowboy Right? LAN Retirement Homes will actually be a thing. The same way Boomers sat around playing chess, backgammon, cribbage, mahjong, bingo, whatever, why wouldn't the new generation be playing computer games instead? Of course they would. Bookmark this, it's going to happen.

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@signulll Everyone gets old and lazy and just wants to turn their thing into an autopilot cash machine while they live their actual lives.

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So *that's* where they keep all the Spirits when its not Halloween

[Complex @Complex]

NASA just released this new photo from the surface of Mars 🔭

[📸: via/ NASA]

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@RageCrusader Oof. OOF. Too real. OOOF

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@GrippySupreme Unironically, yes. That's what we're saying. Retirement homes could be like internet cafes. It's actually a cool idea.

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@biped_chordate From Mom! Bathroom! to BABE! Bathroom!

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Everyone on X reinstalling WoW

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@Complex So Mars is just the midwest?