Midas Touch🦉

[ABU @sodeindemueez]

You didn’t need a lab test. The way bro was jogging with the ball was enough 😭😂

[Sabu 👽 @Saburrator10]

Le mec qui tient le compte c’est tellement une légende

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

That’s why traveling and reading is non negotiable for a man.

[has Real Madrid robbed a club ? @Has_RMrbdaclub]

He’s never beating the allegations

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Dembele gets to live another day

[Msenangu @IamWanjiru_]

That news segment on KTN on Ruto's lies should be aired every single day adi election day.

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

If you saw events of what happened 2 years ago but still somehow went on to fuck with this government, Mbwa wewe....

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

Bellingham has no idea what he has done for football twitter

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

I respect anyone who can reduce Komanda wa majeshi to a twitter heckler.

[BoxingEnthusiast @BoxingEnth]

Mike Tyson was 20 years old here 😳

The most terrifying and ferocious 20 year old in the history of mankind 🥶

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Fighting this nigga in the prime had to be some bullshit

[anvita @vitamaybe]

in your 20s, there will be people partying till 5am and running at 6am. it's important that you do both

[. @Fimiye]

Me enjoying my two-week free trial with a baddie before she realizes the only thing I have to offer her at the moment is attention, vibes, and the confidence of someone still figuring life out 😭

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

Spendthrifts kama mimi tunajua pesa hurudi, money is energy, if you hold on to it, it stops flowing freely to you.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

This man doesn’t know what he has done fir football twitter 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Ke5PbbBPFz

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

The World Cup cleaning staff after realising Japan plays today