Carlos Garcia

I act. I tell jokes on stage. I spend too much time in the cookie aisle. Co-host of the @FratChatPodcast. Producer of @GreatestComedyShow.

[Al Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @lacho_ai_]

MAGA when they hear someone mentioning slight tax increase on trillionaires #smokefleet

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

THE SIMPSONS parodying THE SHINING (1980) in Treehouse of Horror V remains one of the show’s greatest spoofs. Somehow it manages to be a loving tribute to Stanley Kubrick’s classic while also packing in some of the funniest jokes in Simpsons history.

[Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL]

The Bears leaving for Indiana

[SUPER HUMMAN @superhumman1234]

Flying elbow drop onto 2 microwaves pt 9
( WWE CM PUNK STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #wwe

[Carlos Garcia @CarlosDoesWorld]

@realDonaldTrump The President of Epstein at it again.

[Carlos Garcia @CarlosDoesWorld]

@TheTNHoller This is the correct response to these idiots.

Just laugh in their face.

[Carlos Garcia @CarlosDoesWorld]

@TheTNHoller @kaitlancollins @Jim_Jordan These people are freaking exhausting.

How this rape covering moron, @Jim_Jordan, has a position of power is beyond me.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Colbert and Letterman brought back Dave’s "Destroying Stuff" bit from the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater one last time….and Dave with an epic goodbye for CBS:

"In the words of the great Ed Murrow, 'Good night and good luck, motherf*ckers!'"

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Say Something Normal: The only game show where you win for saying something normal!

[Carlos Garcia @CarlosDoesWorld]

MAGA really thinks its supporters are total morons.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

SCALISE: We've delivered. People will remember that two years ago, we were paying almost $6 a gallon for gas. Right now it's in the $3s

KERNEN: When were we paying $6?

SCALISE: Two and a half years ago

KERNEN: That wasn't the average price

SCALISE: We are lowering inflation

KERNEN: We are actually above where we were then. Two years ago the average was $3.65.

[Carlos Garcia @CarlosDoesWorld]

@scrubsabc Mood 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[WWE @WWE]

There will NEVER be another Brock Lesnar! 😤

🎵: "I Stand Alone" by @godsmack

[Kevin Heffernan @HeffernanRules]

The mustache rides, again. Again. Watch the trailer for SUPER TROOPERS 3 right meow. Only in theaters August 7. #SuperTroopers3

[Carlos Garcia @CarlosDoesWorld]

@SeanRossSapp

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Erika Kirk sending this shit to her production team as we speak 😭 #WrestleMania

[Carlos Garcia @CarlosDoesWorld]

@JDVance Imagine selling your soul and political career to sniff the farts of an orange idiot.

Doesn’t it get exhausting doing mental gymnastics for him?

Your political career will be so ruined, you’re going to have to change your name again.

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill

[Carlos Garcia @CarlosDoesWorld]

@Acyn It's all bullshit anyways but "old man cant tell the difference between Jesus and Doctor" isn't the save he thinks it is.

[Carlos Garcia @CarlosDoesWorld]

So happy @MITM is back!! @hulu