Carlos Andrés V.

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Anton Szandor LaVey © 1967

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Doc Miguel Hidalgo

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2023 is 50% complete.

[Carlos Andrés V. @Carlos_Andres99]

@zugzwang_li Creo que desde antes!
No tengo pruebas pero tampoco dudas!

[Carlos Andrés V. @Carlos_Andres99]

@danimini8 Pero... Pero... :(
Puedo cambiaaaaaaaar!

[Carlos Andrés V. @Carlos_Andres99]

@MarcelaIslas 🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️

[Carlos Andrés V. @Carlos_Andres99]

@lujuria_morena Ora!!! perate

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2023 is 10% complete.

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

La sistematica destruccion del Cine Mexicano y sus instituciones - lo que llevo décadas construir- ha sido brutal. Sobrevivimos el sexenio de Lopez Portllo pero esto no tiene precedentes.

[Carlos Andrés V. @Carlos_Andres99]

@muffiholle @Telmex @TELMEXSoluciona @totalplaymx @izzi_mx Justo estoy revisando eso porque ni responde, ni dan señales de vida
Y cuando te comunicas parece que los operadores odian su trabajo

[Carlos Andrés V. @Carlos_Andres99]

Oye @Telmex ya tengo tres dias sin servicio y tu comadre @TELMEXSoluciona brilla por su ausencia! Hay solución? O es hora de que empecemos a ver a otras personas? @totalplaymx @izzi_mx ontas?

[Sam Del Río Félix @SamDelRioFelix]

😌😌😌

[Fra, el hada de las vacantes ✨✨✨ @frasalazar]

EL MISMO PUTO AÑO DE HACE CIEN PUTOS AÑOS

[El Roh! Rodriguez @super_roh]

@SismologicoMX @TrollBCS Todo en la Ciudad de Mexico el 19 de Septiembre

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Mexico's president pursues ruinous policies by improper means. Our cover in Latin America this week argues that AMLO is a danger to democracy https://t.co/2TvJTqYXyK

[Webcams de México @webcamsdemexico]

⚠️Precaución⚠️
Asi el Zócalo después de esta fuerte lluvia y granizo de hace unas horas.

Vía: @BookerCDMX.