Carlo André Lucero

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[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

That bi polar pussy do hit different fr

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I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

@chrissymariess Nice tits 👍🏾

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@hugoknowsball Those of the past remain a n the past life is about the present

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

@alfredo_ca69495 @Anel_90

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

Blocking all Pokémon content because shut the fuck up and let me figure it out gah damn

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

@PlayApex I’m gold bro wtf

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

@xullbaby Spidey instalock for sure

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

@ImperialHal Cry more

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

@shamartTM No.

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

This had never happened to me ever in my life, this was by far the most terrifying experience I’ve ever had, I’ve never felt so helpless and afraid.

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

Today I woke up gasping for air I could not inhale, I could only wheeze and and exhale, I panicked and tried opening my windows and even pointing my air blade towards me to try and get any air but it wasn’t working, I made my way upstairs in an attempt to exit the house and get

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

Air outside, I was losing my vision at this point and was missing the door handle several times, by this time my uncle heard me wheezing and raced to give me the Heimlich, it worked and I let out a massive cough, I fell to my knees and reflected on how close I was to dying

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

@FearedBuck @T9blue ALWAYS POSTS ORIGINAL CONTENT WITH ORIGINAL MUSIC AND ORIGINAL COMMENTARY, GUVE HIM THE MONEY

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

Uncrustables are my fav 😋

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

@xullbaby This is my avocado shake, it’s tasty

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

Spics

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

I have 334,601 suck my dick pussy

[John Junyszek @Unyshek]

how many Spartans Points do you have?

I'm sitting at 334,600 right now 😎

[Carlo André Lucero @Carlowhy]

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