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i talk a lot of shit on here but i mean what i say and say what i mean/ snapchat: killem24

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@ncamps97 I’ll be there Thursday

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The theory that ashtray is Nate Jacob’s brother is the worst theory since the flat earth theory

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The masculine urge to make enough food to feed five families at 2 in the morning

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@Davis_Era7 I stg 😂

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A back rub that lasts longer than 10 seconds, a well made sandwich and to be left the fuck alone

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I’d rather watch a 24 hour loop of infomercials than watch this again

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@plateyupp 😂😂😂 something had to be said

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Your Taco Bell addiction is not a personality trait

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It makes me sick thinking i got taught cursive for a whole year in elementary school and i will never get that time back

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I think the most down bad moment of this pandemic is when my homie told me his girlfriend makes him wear a mask and gloves while they have sex, i really felt his pain that day

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If you’ve been to woody’s strip club during this pandemic, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

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@daxbruck The audacity😂

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Dudes be saying “miss you G, link soon” and live right around the corner

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This is jiffy lube in a nutshell💀

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What Car Mechanics REALLY do when you bring your Car in for something Small/Minor 😂😂😂😂

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@addisonni1 @CMontover @ATMcVay98 Didn’t you vote for Kanye too?🤨

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I hate when you ask somebody if they’ve seen a TV show or movie and they respond with “no i don’t really watch TV or movies, it’s a waste of time” like wow you could have just told me I’m a lazy fuck

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Trump: “your son was dishonorably charged for the use of cocaine” he really went there 🤭🤭🤭

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The fact that he’s gonna have to pick it back up because it won’t flush is sending me rn💀

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“I am the way i am because Of my zodiac sign” no you are the way you are because you’re a shitty person

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At least trump didn’t ban pornhub