Hailey

[Jake @_Iam_Aperson_]

Least likable player in the league #MINvsPHX

[Hailey @CarlsonHailey]

the rain is unnecessary

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

imagine being old asf opening up snapchat seeing “56 years ago today…” and it’s just you blackout drunk

[juls @liljulsie]

today I learned that Adam Levine is married to a VS model

then I learned that he cheated on her after 8 yrs of marriage while she’s pregnant w/ their 3rd child

and 3 secs after THAT I learned he wanted to name the child he’s expecting after his mistress

hold on I need a minute

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

"why don't you drink?" is a lovely question to ask someone who you just met! I'm sure it will lead down a path of relatable and silly stories

[mia @mialoetta]

why do people want to be seen as manipulative and heartless so bad

[river moon @kissmeriver]

kanye calling kris jenner “kris jong un” was iconic and hilarious i’m sorry

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

ayy it’s Aquarius season ♒️

[Da1_ @Daone1_111]

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that think I’m fucking stupid 😂😂😂😂

[Bella @bellachaosqueen]

The CDC recommends doses and mimosas champagne and cocaine to help get you through

[𝔇𝔞 𝔇𝔬𝔫 𝔖𝔶𝔡 @__MaryJeWunna]

"wE uSeD to taLk”

Calm down I was bored.

[Flash @Flashyasf]

My private life way litter than the one y’all think y’all know about 😂

[ret @rad_milk]

girls love the color pink so much because it is the color of ham

[MoMo @beautifu1lllll]

I might be the funniest person i know

[certified woman lover ❤️‍🔥 @iss_dejaaaa]

if u single 😮‍💨 stay fkn single i’m out here apologizing for taking a nap 🥲