Jack Carlson

Actively recreating Giambi in the Aggregate

[Jack Carlson @CarlsonJ25]

This article sounds like a slam poetry night that is going on in the lobby of your freshman dorm

[Brett Hollander @BrettHollander]

This is out of Naked Gun or Airplane.

And one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

The internet has been redeemed for a day.

[Esteban @RedSoxAsere]

Hear me out…

[Alec Baris @Alec_Baris]

Pops is always keeping me honest

[Central @THFC__Central]

@WestHam_Central You got it all wrong mate

theres a starrrr boy
whos dogshit on the ball
four passes in the final and he comes from arsenal

[Papageorgio @gecffmn]

The big dawg wasn’t having it 😂😂

[Joey Copponi @JoeyCopponi]

Wilson Contreras is the newest member of the Kenley Jansen Red Sox Lied to Me About Team Direction Club

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Every man at some point in his life believes he has found The Hat. It’s an unavoidable stage of life. It comes for us all eventually.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Should’ve never worn another uniform.

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

My entire adolescence prepared me for this text from my wife this morning

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

[Jake @JakeWally]

Trevor Story

[Len Ashby @ZENofLEN]

Not a big horse racing guy but I watch this clip a hundred times a year. It’s the best call I think I’ve ever heard in sport.

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Currently at a wine bar for my girlfriend’s birthday and one of her friends just brought up the Vrabel Russini affair

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

most career home runs by players whose last name is 1 of the 2 fish species found in crater lake in oregon

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

I always say one thing you have to do when you are playing some of the best golf of your life at the age of 45 and you have a prime opportunity to win an elusive second major two weeks from now at a course you've won at before is to start playing new clubs made by a car brand

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Getting paid the remaining $13 million of his deal to never have to communicate with Craig Breslow again. Hard to argue many have it better

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Page Six says they have no photos of Joe Mazzulla ever doing anything in public with human beings

[Storm™ @dilophosaurid]

This should be making international headlines. Every alarm bell known to mankind should be ringing. This is dangerous and genuinely catastrophic