Suturu Geto🇧🇼

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[Rubison @rubison_]

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

When men go broke, it’s not as if we don’t have money for haircut at that moment , we just feel like we don’t deserve it while everything else is going bad 💔🥹

[Lotuses and Kafka Stories 🇨🇿🍵 @LotusesK]

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?”

*Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old*

MC: Is he the winner!??

Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!!

Me:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

okay i'm healed. send me another one. more attitude. more trama. more tattoos. fatter ass. i'm ready this time put me in coach.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I’ve never started a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Sending me on an errand that requires constant communication with you, and then suddenly, when I get there, you stop picking up your calls.

I can’t act or make a decision without hearing from you, so I end up sitting and waiting while calling you repeatedly for several minutes.

[Suturu Geto🇧🇼 @Carlsonrabacals]

@adams_miide I want to unsee this

[ndụka. @NdukaEbubeDike]

I want to say we go harder next year, but I went hard this year and I crashed by like August and was useless the rest of the year. So, next year we go slower, but more deliberately.

[𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘢👨🏾‍🏫 @prollyryan_]

When the dream youre having lowkey sucks so you genuinely wake up for a few seconds to change the channel

[Shezi @__Shezi]

Probably nothing. I’m not held back by fear. I’m held back by laziness.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When you miss the ad's cancel button by a millimeter and end up in the Play Store.

[Gadifele Mafoko🌍🇿🇦GP•PTA• @Iam_Gadifele]

🤣😂😅

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"

Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

Do I want you? Yes. Will I leave you if you stress me? Yes.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

liking two contradicting tweets bc everyone’s making valid points >>>>