Carlton Abner

The Dean of the nation's press corps.

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

I'd like to stop for a moment and thank my grandchildren for teaching me how to tag the hashes.

[hiddenliburua @hiddenliburua]

Le sourire de Jeanne Moreau (1958).

[CBS News @CBSNews]

As Donald Trump readies to return to the Oval Office, U.S. retailers that depend on foreign suppliers are prepared to pass along the cost of his proposed import tariffs to consumers, potentially leading to higher prices for a range of products. https://t.co/dyB72RLgEm

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

Questionable Get-Out-The-Vote method.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

As Elon Musk becomes increasingly neurotic about declining birth rates, he has apparently been offering friends and acquaintances his own semen.

https://t.co/ZQ6Af4EEaO

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

A video is going to be released shortly that appears to show me chasing waterfalls. I assure y'all that this is a deep fake, as I routinely and religiously stick to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to and whatnot.

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

So Trump really did work there?

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

*MCDONALD’S LINKED TO E. COLI OUTBREAK; 1 DEAD, CDC SAYS
*10 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HOSPITALIZED: CDC
*MCDONALD'S SHARES DROP 4.8% POSTMARKET

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

Is this about "Tracker"?

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

F you CBS - how DARE YOU

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

I, too, like to use my impoverished family members as rhetorical props. #VPDebate #VPDebate2024

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

So Biden is vice-president now? Again? This is all so confusing. #VPDebate #VPDebate2024

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

Donald Trump tried to kill Obamacare only to save it later. Really, Obamacare was like a vice president to him. #VPDebate #VPDebate2024

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

Walz: "I'm friends with school shooters." This is carrying the youth reachout too far. #VPDebate #VPDebate2024

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

The Door Lobby won't let you do any door reform. #VPDebate #VPDebate2024

[🌻 Emily Brandwin 🌻 @CIAspygirl]

I can't focus on Vance, I keep wondering how many Sephora points he has

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

"I changed my mind on Trump being America's Hitler. For that matter, I changed my mind on Hitler." #VPDebate #VPDebate2024

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

Big night for the GI Bill. #VPDebate #VPDebate2024

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

This is different than the presidential debate in that neither candidate went into a trance at the mention of Wharton Business School. #VPDebate #VicePresidentialDebate

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

Most of JD Vance's interactions with women involve him getting cut off. #VPDebate2024 #VPDebate

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

Vance is very angry that there's fact-checking going on. #CBSDebate #VPDebate

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

I wouldn't talk about my mother that way in a TV debate. #VPDebate #CBSDebate

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

Is this what podcasts are like? #VPDebate #CBSDebate

[Carlton Abner @CarltonAbner]

When did Kamala Harris become president? #CBSDebate #VPDebate