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The Latin Larry David

[Carlton banks @CarltonBankSwag]

Can I submit my Illuminati application online?

[Carlton banks @CarltonBankSwag]

@rudsiegirl I would greatly appreciate it

[Carlton banks @CarltonBankSwag]

@rudsiegirl can you follow me back so we can direct message. I think it's important that I find out as much information as possible

[Carlton banks @CarltonBankSwag]

@rudsiegirl do you have any more information? This is scary

[Steven Pinker @sapinker]

Ever since I first taught psycholinguistics in 1980, I've been collecting lexically or syntactically ambiguous headlines. Today's NYP is one of the best: deliberate, but clever in working both ways.

[Michael Linden @MichaelSLinden]

Hi.

Are you a journalist who reported on the smattering of one-time bonuses that were announced a few months ago?

Please write a follow-up story on the new BLS numbers that show overall wages for non-supervisory workers actually fell slightly this past year.

Thanks.

[Carlton banks @CarltonBankSwag]

@realwillmeade @OddStats @YahooFinance @TraderDavido

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@maceezy17 she's Cuban

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@Wu_Tang_Finance @TraderDavido @5jdean

[. @StockCats_2009]

pre-FOMC drift

[. @StockCats_2009]

at what point do people stop buying new cars because by the time it's paid off all the new cars will be autonomous?

[Carlton banks @CarltonBankSwag]

@acoffman21 @maceezy17

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@maceezy17 wait really?

[Carlton banks @CarltonBankSwag]

@maceezy17 what happened with him?

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@_TaBoris @maceezy17

[Carlton banks @CarltonBankSwag]

Where does Cheesecake factory post "bribing Drake to mention us" on the income statement?

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@JVodc @pvrtyomo @maceezy17 😂 👴🕺

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@maceezy17 @adam_lewis who cares about the Grammy's anyways tbh

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Holy shit @rosie's new profile pic.