Carlton Kutas

Follower of Christ and a husband to my wife. Accolades: Dad, 3x Fantasy Football Champion, Parallel Parker.

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?"
drone strike my house man i don't care anymore

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.

[Scott Leger @Scotterybarn]

in global news a Russian bot farm was attacked and destroyed by Ukrainian forces, so anyone still calling you slurs on Twitter today is organic farm to table

[Andrew Rettek @oscredwin]

Tip for anyone who wants to stop themselves from gambling.

[V K @vkon1]

All that cheating and the only team they struggled to beat on a regular basis was Tottenham Hotspur 🤗

[LEBOM | Football Prediction App @LebomApp]

Man City's twitter admin right now

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“Aww is the mass surveillance company worried about being surveilled?”

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[pulling paper out of hat] "clams"

[pulling 2nd paper out of hat] "with Hepatitis A"

[Jacob Savage Hive🫟 @hoosiercommish]

No gambling ads from my GOAT, just FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY.

[doogs @d00gs]

This is bigger step forward for soccer culture in America than beating winning a knockout game

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Here is a running list of controversies surrounding both Texas Senate candidates.

James Talarico:

• Has wifi on his campaign van
• A rumor about him being vegan

Ken Paxton:

• Gave his pedophile friend an Epstein style sweetheart deal that allowed him to be released from prison after just a couple of weeks despite repeatedly raping a young boy.

• Impeached by his own party for blatant corruption.

• Indicted on securities fraud charges.

• Reported by his own staff for selling his position of power, 8 staffers wrote to the FBI concerning his actions in office, many of which were fired for speaking out.

• Forced to pay restitution to the fired employees (millions from tax payers)

• Caught on camera stealing a $1,000 pen, refusing to give it back until being threatened with arrest.

• Had an affair with a woman, who was employed by a guy he was giving preferential treatment by Paxton’s office.

• Illegally voted in Texas state elections, registered at the wrong address.

[Dont say my name @stillnez216]

This is one of the biggest financial scams in history.

[Chris Webb @Chris_Webb1]

Before #FIFA start pumping the propaganda tonight and telling us all how amazing this #WorldCup has been, let’s remember they oversaw:

- highest ticket prices ever and took a cut from resale sites.

- did nothing about Somalian referee and dozens of staff who were banned from entering the US for no legitimate reason.

- stood by as Iran were forced to train outside the US and travel in on match days.

- overturned red cards after phone calls with the president.

- Americanised the beautiful game with hydration (TV) breaks and 25 mins half time in the final

- guided Argentina through the tournament with less travel, VAR support and blatantly turning a blind due to their aggression and foul play.

[NobletStrength @NobletStrength]

I propose that the quickest solution to fix US Soccer is to take all the newly built Pickleball Courts and repurpose them into streetsoccer futsal courts. It will make us a true soccer nation and we will win the World Cup once this happens.

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

Expanding this World Cup to 48 teams was a mistake, now we got teams like Spain actively diluting this tournament for the worst

[Kachii @badasskachii]

We are officially in World Cup month. Please leave your xG charts, pressing percentages, and defensive metrics in the club season. International tournament football is strictly decided by pure vibes, individual brilliance, tactical survival, and a random goalkeeper turning into prime Lev Yashin for two weeks. Enjoy the entertainment and put the spreadsheets away.

[Nick Davidov @Nick_Davidov]

The biggest bullshit move by DHS in its history. So everyone on a O1 or H1B visa would have to stop working legally in the US, go back to their country and wait for years of backlog? This includes top scientists in our universities, founders of billion dollar companies (at least 3 just in our portfolio would be affected by the way). And if we look at individual countries it becomes even more bs. Indians would have to wait decades. Russians don’t have anywhere to go (there is no US embassy in Russia, hello?).

This is the worst imaginable way to disrupt important work for the country and pretend you’re fighting some loophole.