Carly

[Sarah Kliff @sarahkliff]

Only in the United States could the government run a public health campaign centered on fears of large, unexpected medical bills.

[joelle @dogthanking]

The cdc said uhhh the cdc uhh hahah the cdc said that you um haha sorry this doesn’t normally happen the CDC ummmmmm

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

[KOTA @KotaTheFriend]

Love on yourself this Valentines Day ♥️

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

nobody:
me: jus lookin at how pretty the stars r

[Carly @CarlyMccay]

@cawamckee Fax

[Carly @CarlyMccay]

“He’s got one front tooth and four brain cells”

[Carly @CarlyMccay]

Another day of fishing the hair out from between my ass cheeks in the shower, idk how much longer I can do this

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

I only want you dumbass

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

phase 4 of reopening is open-mouth kissing your server

[ɢᴇᴄᴏʀɪᴏᴜꜱ. @Gecorious_]

ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief

[Carly @CarlyMccay]

My debit card is a slut