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Happily Dissatisfied

[Carly @CarlyOsborne1]

Why do men in their 30s and 40s ask you if you use Snapchat?! Mate I’m 41, ask for my number like a normal grown up!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kevin Cunningham @Kevc89]

A couple gave us a free kit today. They got it for their grandson who’s dad’s a red and said no. Oscars kit had N’Diaye on it so he needed a new one (which they didn’t know) and this was his size. We went and got it printed. What a boss couple. Thanks very much. Up The Toffees 💙

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - THIS IS THE PICTURE OF THE WEEKEND!

THERE IS NO OTHER CONTENDER! 💫

[G. @geoc1878]

I wasn’t in love it was all a lie go and fuck yourself illiman ndiaye

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

If I watched this on a dodgy stick I’d have phoned the police and told them

[Carly @CarlyOsborne1]

@daviddownie17 I genuinely love yous you know!
But I do think it’ll end up more than Toffee Thursday and I’ll be howling 😂😂

[Matt Jones @MattJFootball]

“Happily Dissatisfied” was always destined to end up on a protest banner #EFC

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

[14'] Gabriel grabs Abdukodir Khusanov by the top of his shirt and basically by his neck at a corner, before throwing himself to the ground and screaming for a penalty alongside Mikel Arteta and the Arsenal squad. Football is back. 1-0.

[Premier League @premierleague]

🍬 @Everton. Built on history, tradition and generations of support.

Ready to make the next step 🤝

[Carly @CarlyOsborne1]

@griffwebber Thank you 💙 Only just seen this sorry, was pissed in Beni 🥴😂 x

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Half time show: "Crap"

VAR: "Get rid. I hate it"

Gianni Infantino's white shoes: "He looks stupid"

Ladies and Gentlemen, Wayne Rooney.

[Leonardo Bertozzi @lbertozzi]

A visão de Pickford no gol de Enzo. Não digo que era um chute impossível, mas o tempo de reação depois que ele vê a bola é quase inexistente. Não dá pra culpar o goleiro não.

[Ed McCosh @EdMc_Cosh]

What the Mexico fans haven't appreciated is that raining down a chorus of boos is just going to make Jordan Pickford feel at home.

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Gordon and Trent during El Classico

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

A lot of neutrals finding out what it's like to be an Everton fan today

[Shaun @SomeLankyMan]

Liverpool as a city is losing 3 great players and ambassadors, an Irishman , and Egyptian and a Scot. Couldn’t have asked for 3 better people to represent the city and what it stands for.
They just got it.

[claybraham lincoln @ClayLaSoul]

“No you won’t do it again. Who ya talkin’ to, you’ll do it again. Hard man. Fuckin’ hard man.”

Seamus.

[Carly @CarlyOsborne1]

@daviddownie17 @MattJFootball @Paddy_Boyland Sorry Dave 😂 As much as I love yous, yous were bloody miserable… always worth a listen and a laugh though 😂😂