carly jane

2/3 of the world is covered by water and the other 1/3 is covered by Javier Baez

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Today is my birthday. I’m not a big birthday guy. Everybody gets born. It’s nothing to be proud of. So instead of birthday wishes I’d ask you to sent 1 negative tweet to any of my enemies. Do not threaten them. Just remind them that they stink. Thank you.

[Justin Steele @J_Steele21]

Coming to a ballpark near you this July! Libby and I are ecstatic to be bringing this baby boy into the world! Gods timing is always perfect! ❤️

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

FANS…this man doesn’t care about any of y’all. Don’t get it twisted. The players are ready to perform, compete, and interact with all of you! However, Manfred has been ruining our game while playing puppet boy to the owners. That’s a fact. We remain ready and anxious to play! 🗣

[Mary Kate Hamilton @MaryKate_CBS7]

Met a guy at a bar here who said he was from Chicago. When I asked him what part he said Champaign 🤨

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Russian tennis player Andrey Rublev writing "No war please" on the camera after his win in Dubai today.

[erin🌻 @fitzy_erin]

This pic in my memories today miss you both

[Angus Cloud @anguscloud]

Fexi

[MLB @MLB]

Congratulations to Ryan Zimmerman on announcing his retirement after 16 seasons and a World Series title with the @Nationals.

[carly jane @CarlyWichus]

@karleneknisley @ARizzo44 🤨🧐🤷🏼‍♀️

[carly jane @CarlyWichus]

@Erika_AMiller Thanks Ricky 😭😭❤️❤️

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

What?!?

[🔥🩸🐉Lady Filthy of House Book Bitch🩸🐉🔥 @filthybookbitch]

How? If anybody knows of a company or a company that does this please dear God send me their link. This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

[carl @CarlsBeef]

LETS GO BEARS

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

Walkout vibe for my first start at Wrigley! @kanyewest @Cubs

[Anthony Rizzo @ARizzo44]

Can you imagine spending the holidays in the hospital? Not being with your family and friends? With bills piling up a lot of these families are struggling to make ends meet, let alone think about the holidays and gifts.

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

Chicago has always been one of my favorite cities. Culture and passion everywhere. Beyond excited to pitch in front one of the best fan bases in all of sports. Thank you to everyone in the city for the warm welcome. I can feel it. Let’s get to work! @Cubs

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

CHICAGO! @Cubs

[Eleanor Piehl @ronaeleleanor]

“I gave you lactose intolerance”

the quote of 2021

[DJ Christreater @christreater]

Wisconsin, where weed will never be legal but killing two people with assault weapons is completely ok.