Carlz

probably sleeping

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

Just saw a deer

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

Needed to warm up my car this morning because why is it 40° in Florida right now

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

Didn’t get carded at the liquor store 🥲feeling old!!!

[miu @yours__xo]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

Dear ladies never forget that: The same world that shames me for being a single mother also shames you for not being a mother and shames another woman for having too many children..lt shames one woman for having a child at the age of 19 because she's too young but also shames another for having at 36 because she's too old..lt shames a woman who marries young as well as the one who marries old..It shames women who don't have beautiful bodies and shames those who go under the knife to get the bodies. This world shames all women, not a single one of us is spared, not a single one. So love and make yourselves happy.

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

Pretty sure there are currently more women than men in law school and I would argue that a law degree is a useful degree but 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

Can’t believe I have to get up and go to work AGAIN tomorrow omg

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

My 19 year old coworker called me a baddie today so don’t mind me if I start acting up

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

They really had to throw jobless in there too 😭

[Pop Base Updates @PopBaseUpdates]

Travis Kelce's jobless ex-girlfriend Kayla Nicole has deactivated her Twitter account after old racist, homophobic, xenophobic, ableist and colorist tweets resurfaced after shading Taylor Swift.

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

Are you supposed to feel like you were jumped by six grown men after getting a massage??? I feel like I may need a full body cast and the worst part is I paid for it

[lucía ౨ৎ @eyretartt]

no need for a halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid 20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

@nolimitDOTZ Bet see you in 17 hours and 28 minutes 🫡

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

People who drive on the shoulders of the highway to cut traffic should be sentenced to to multiple years in prison I absolutely hate that

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

@nolimitDOTZ I ordered ahead and then when I got to the front the menu changed to breakfast since it was 4 am and they told me they had to cancel my order so I didn’t even get McDonald’s 🙃

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

Whatever goodnight I’m at McDonald’s rn and this line is ridiculous

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

I’m not even joking I hate this like what makes you special?? Why is your time more important than mine???

[Carlz @Carly_Muller]

Me every single week when my fantasy team SUCKS!!!!! WHAT ARE THEY DOINGGGG

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

white people be like are you guys in line

[Buddy @EdGeinFan2]

the worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person