carly

optimistic nihilist

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[carly @Carly_Purvis]

Live from grippie sock vacation rn I’m listening to helplessness blues by fleet foxes

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

What if we kissed in the brief window between the decline of omicron and the rise of the next super variant

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

every day i wake up and i do my little trials and errors

[Alex McMillan @UndeniablyAlex]

Yankee Candle's Stages of Abstraction

Level 1: The scent represents a physical object where the object's aroma is one of its distinct properties.

[Erin McGuire Olson @e_mcguire_]

The challenge I’m doing this month is called October and it’s where I just try to get through every day of October

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I am OBSESSED with how inappropriate these puns are for this article

[T. @tzmooth]

Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago tht i was bout to quit