🌻 carl 🌻

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

i really am so thankful for my little family

[emily ☾ ❤️‍🔥 cleveland! @sparklyboots89]

do NOT fuck with me today i am on a hate spree

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

i love how this aligned @zachlanebryan @KoeWetzel

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

beach themed decor literally makes my skin crawl 🥴

[Ben Wegmann @benwegmann]

What do you mean we “lost” an hour of sleep? FIND IT

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

@biiiiiiiiina lol i would simply lie and say no it’s not because this is y’all’s fault so idk who i gotta speak with but i’m not paying for your mistake

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

@biiiiiiiiina literally overpriced and they don’t disclose the delivery times when they talk to you i literally looked at dj and was like tf we’re done here i’m not over paying then waiting 6-7 months for particle board wood and we left the consultant was like 👁👄👁

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

@biiiiiiiiina Gilr to an ashley furniture seller. We went to a shop that sells the same shit and got an entire king size bed set with everything but the mattress and box springs for $950 when at ashley just our bed frame was $1100

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

@biiiiiiiiina i keep starting than stopping sz3 because someone told me that dj looks like joe and i can’t get passed it😂😩 #mylilpsycho

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

Sometimes when I look at social media and see some people getting married at 26 I’m like fack that’s young then I remember I myself got married right after I turned 24 lol 🤪🤧

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

my husband is an absolute smoke show 🤤 (and odin are you kidding 😩)

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

Makes me cringe when I see people’s boyfriends/husbands not help with cooking or cleaning. Those are …. life skills????????? not gender roles????????

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

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[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

@MORLEYandme i couldn’t even finish it i just caught myself pissed odd and on my phone instead of watching during the last eps

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

the absolute worst part of being married to DJ is he refuses to have any other seat besides the window seat when we fly so I am forever doomed to the middle seat if we want to sit together

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

Morning Views

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

@biiiiiiiiina two baddies with great taste

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

@biiiiiiiiina do it just expect to never have any personal space 🤪

[bomb voyage @Loupreme_]

If americans cared about the ingredients of literally anything as much as they do the vaccine we’d be the healthiest country in the world

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

@biiiiiiiiina lol name yes address idk bc i haven’t lived in PA since 2019 p much lol

[🌻 carl 🌻 @CarlyyShort]

between the double texting and the congrats i am in no mood