Carly'o Hurn

Bio's are for noobz

[Carly'o Hurn @CarlzHurn]

@sexxxylexieee @311lexielongo fakkkee fakkkee fakkkee

[Carly'o Hurn @CarlzHurn]

@sexxxylexieee @311lexiielongono Bitch you get a fuckin life and quit stealing lexies really wtf is wrong with you?

[Carly'o Hurn @CarlzHurn]

@sexxxylexieee #Youlookreallystupid faking @311lexielongo

[Carly'o Hurn @CarlzHurn]

i heard you're good with algebra can you replace my x without asking y

[Carly'o Hurn @CarlzHurn]

@sexxxylexieee really?ur fake.

[Carly'o Hurn @CarlzHurn]

witth my bestfriend @maggiezaharson

[Carly'o Hurn @CarlzHurn]

ugly girls are like prime numbers - nothing will go into them except themselves

[Carly'o Hurn @CarlzHurn]

do you know how to say ''bra'' in german?

-stopem fromfloppen

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Screw you recommending serving size. You dont know me

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Im very suspicious about joggers.. they're always the ones gettin all the bodies

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

do you like water?
yes?
good, you already like 72% of me :D

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

A fun thing to do in the checkout like is to take on thing from the cart in front of you and see if they notice. Last week i took a baby.

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

when the space shuttle gets back from it last mission wouldnt it bee funny if we all dressed as apes

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

i hate when i gently toss my phone onto my bed and it decisdes to richoche off 3 walls knock over a lamp and hit a cat

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Twinkle twinkle little whore relationships involve 2 not 4

[Andrew Elson @Swagnastyandrew]

Never under estimate a girls ability to find out things ;p