Carmen Collard

When life gives you lemons, get high

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

Can I adopt a kid please

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

I'm so passive aggressive

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

We really need to watch our language around kids tbh

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

Ive always wanted to go up the down escalator

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

The best part about your dad owning a headshop is getting to discover cool pieces like this one

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

If you wanna snapchat me, my snap is DabFox :)

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

I am so excited to be the first person to park in the new parking lot

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

Fuck this

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

Always texting you first = Feeling unwanted.

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

Mads just asked me what fam meant

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

Well today was fucking shitty

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

I am gonna need a tissue for the next episode of greys

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

One for now and one for later :)

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

New kush, called bubba's paradise!

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

I hope one day I will love someone like I love my bed

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

Now tell me would you really ride for me?

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

I wish we still used candles for a light source

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

You hate me? Okay, one less bitch to worry about.

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

If we could stop using the R word that would be fab

[Carmen Collard @CarmenCollard2]

you guys are too nice to me